1 00:00:48,970 --> 00:00:51,870 Goodbye, my friend. 2 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:56,670 All things must end. 3 00:00:58,430 --> 00:01:05,250 Is that the way you mean to say 4 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:06,250 goodbye? 5 00:01:08,230 --> 00:01:15,070 The things we had, were 6 00:01:15,070 --> 00:01:16,430 they so bad? 7 00:01:19,590 --> 00:01:25,970 I won't regret and won't forget 8 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:30,990 the way you smile, 9 00:01:31,270 --> 00:01:36,190 the way you walk. 10 00:01:37,970 --> 00:01:40,570 Please stay away. 11 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:59,500 Is all I'm asking for And if you feel you still 12 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:03,340 must go Then leave me with it 13 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:08,139 The 14 00:02:08,139 --> 00:02:12,640 way you smile 15 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:43,490 The way I 16 00:02:43,490 --> 00:02:49,830 feel Come here to me 17 00:02:49,830 --> 00:02:54,590 I know you'll see 18 00:02:54,590 --> 00:03:00,990 That breaking of me 19 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:02,810 Hold me 20 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,360 Right there. 21 00:03:11,380 --> 00:03:13,920 Your favorite chair. 22 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:19,780 I'll close the door and we can talk again. 23 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:21,580 Once more. 24 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:26,700 Once more. 25 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:33,160 Case history number 2310. 26 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,720 Marion. Left home at 17. 27 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:41,190 after an incident with her stepfather, whom she claims insisted on tucking her 28 00:03:41,190 --> 00:03:44,670 up every night, even though he knew that she liked to sleep in the nude. 29 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:49,970 Eventually, of course, the inevitable happened, and tucking turned into sexual 30 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:50,970 intercourse. 31 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:55,190 She first came to see me two months ago. Since the incident with her stepfather, 32 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:57,670 she's been unable to enjoy a normal sexual relationship. 33 00:03:58,410 --> 00:04:02,230 On her previous visit, she's been morose and somewhat reluctant to discuss the 34 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:03,230 matter openly. 35 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:05,630 Today's appointment is for 3 .30 p .m. 36 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:18,149 You seem much more relaxed today, Marion. 37 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:19,990 I feel it. 38 00:04:20,290 --> 00:04:22,430 In fact, I feel marvellous. Good. 39 00:04:22,870 --> 00:04:24,290 Does that account for your clothes? 40 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:28,870 Oh, I hope you don't think... No, no, you look extremely attractive today. 41 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:31,170 In fact, you have a beautiful body. 42 00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:32,550 Thank you. 43 00:04:32,670 --> 00:04:35,090 And now, are you learning to use it? 44 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:37,090 To attract men, do you mean? Yes. 45 00:04:37,330 --> 00:04:39,210 Does that thought excite you? Of course. 46 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:42,010 Well, I always used to do it with David. 47 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:43,129 Your stepfather? 48 00:04:43,130 --> 00:04:44,079 Yes. 49 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,820 He took a great interest in my netball practice. 50 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,540 I was on the team and he was my coach. 51 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,520 He'd spend hours making me bounce around the courts. 52 00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:53,020 To improve your game? 53 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:56,080 No, to watch my boobs bobbing. Oh, I see. 54 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,400 So did David eventually. 55 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:05,000 One day I didn't put on a bra and, well, as you can see, I'm fairly... Quiet? 56 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:12,420 Yes. Well, I always take a hot shower after practice and I ran into the shower 57 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:17,580 room. Took off my clothes and there was David already under it. 58 00:05:18,140 --> 00:05:19,660 It was a terrible experience. 59 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,179 He attacked you? 60 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:23,500 No, he was having a cold shower. 61 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,920 We eventually warmed it up together, of course. 62 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:30,060 Oh, that sounds awful, doesn't it? Not at all. 63 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:34,860 The relationship developed from there? Yes, he became my tutor in many things. 64 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,020 When did your mother notice? 65 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,560 Not at first. 66 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:41,000 She still thought of me as a little schoolgirl. 67 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,600 And David was a loyal, loving husband. 68 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,240 Well, he never went out. 69 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:48,740 Well, he didn't need to, really. It was two women under one roof, did he? 70 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,220 When did she find out? 71 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:55,340 Well, David used to come to my room at night to help me with my homework. 72 00:05:56,280 --> 00:06:00,360 Mum used to watch the telly downstairs, and this particular night we told her we 73 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,360 were doing geography. 74 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:02,940 Quite fitting, really. 75 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:09,140 Well, anyway, this particular night we were making more noise than usual, 76 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,000 Well, just as I came, David came. 77 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:16,120 Then Mum came, if you see what I mean. 78 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:17,700 Into the room? 79 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:18,760 Yes. 80 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:23,560 Well, David said that we finished the geography and moved on to biology. 81 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:25,140 She wasn't having it. 82 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,800 Well, it was an awful scene. 83 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:32,320 David ended up saying that I'd led him on. 84 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,180 And Mum telling me to leave home. 85 00:06:35,620 --> 00:06:37,920 This had a severe effect on your sex life. 86 00:06:38,810 --> 00:06:40,810 It had a severe effect on my whole life. 87 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:42,710 I had nowhere to live. 88 00:06:43,510 --> 00:06:46,650 Yes, I realise that, but it made you sexually reticent. 89 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:51,110 Yes. I just couldn't get it together with anyone after that. 90 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:53,410 Why was that, do you think? 91 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:57,830 When you get thrown out of your own house for having sex there, it makes you 92 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:59,690 bit shy of having it anywhere, doesn't it? 93 00:07:00,510 --> 00:07:04,690 Well, when I eventually found a flat and the landlord suggested a little 94 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:06,610 something in advance... 95 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,660 Well, I slapped his face. All he wanted was the rent. 96 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,840 But other men tried. 97 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:14,200 Oh, yes. I had lots of boyfriends. 98 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:17,680 Oh, we'd go out dancing or out to dinner. 99 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:22,840 The first couple of dates were okay, but eventually, of course, they expected me 100 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:23,980 to supply the dessert. 101 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,400 When it came to it, I just froze. 102 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,360 Well, it sounds a bit dramatic, doesn't it? 103 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,600 No, not at all. 104 00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:39,390 Anyway, they all thought I was just a frigid tease and I lost them all. 105 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:42,030 You wanted sex without involvement? 106 00:07:42,570 --> 00:07:43,570 Yes. 107 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,490 I had a dream. 108 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:49,850 Well, not a dream, really, since I used to think about it more during the day. 109 00:07:50,150 --> 00:07:56,830 No, more of a fantasy, I suppose, that I would meet a man, a beautiful man, 110 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:01,570 and at that first meeting, without knowing anything about him and the 111 00:08:01,570 --> 00:08:03,430 possibility of never meeting him again, 112 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:06,550 Having really great sex with him. 113 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:10,690 I can see from the look on your face, Marion, and from your mood today, that 114 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:11,750 this has happened. 115 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,690 Would you like to tell me about it? 116 00:08:14,590 --> 00:08:20,110 Well, I answered an advertisement in the newspaper for a secretary to a company 117 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:26,150 director. My shorthand and typing speeds are very good, and so I was invited 118 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:30,410 along for an interview. Mr. Johnson was his name, and I went to see him last 119 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:31,410 Wednesday. 120 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:49,840 Miss Parsons? About the vacancy, sir. My replacement. 121 00:08:50,340 --> 00:08:51,340 Oh, yes, of course. 122 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:52,740 Send her in. 123 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Come in. 124 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:03,740 To say the least, he wasn't quite what I've been used to meeting at these 125 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:04,740 interviews. 126 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,820 I just stood there, speechless. 127 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,540 How do you do, Miss Parsons? 128 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:14,260 Hello. Do come in. Sit down. Let me take your coat. 129 00:09:20,890 --> 00:09:21,890 Right, 130 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:25,650 well, I'll just jot down some particulars. 131 00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:32,150 Yes, I soon realized that he had more in mind than how many words I could type 132 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:33,150 in a minute. 133 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:37,870 He asked me all the usual questions about qualifications and previous 134 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:42,130 but I could tell that he was thrown off balance by me. 135 00:09:42,370 --> 00:09:44,630 You felt that you'd sexually aroused him? 136 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:45,830 I knew it. 137 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:47,560 He couldn't keep his eyes off me. 138 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:49,680 And you encouraged this? 139 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,040 Oh, yes. 140 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:57,360 Well, I did lean over the desk a little to point out a particular line in a 141 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,920 reference from a previous employer. 142 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:04,000 His face turned as red as beetroot. His hands started to tremble ever so 143 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,140 slightly while he was writing. 144 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,560 Were you attracted to him immediately? 145 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,120 Oh, absolutely. 146 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:14,020 He was lovely. His eyes were as brown as Omar Sharif's. 147 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:18,140 At what point did you realise you might live out your fantasy with this 148 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:20,980 particular man? When his tongue started to lick my nipples. 149 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:24,260 What? Oh, my little joke. 150 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:26,220 Please continue. 151 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,980 He decided to give me a shorthand test. 152 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:35,260 Well, I'd already thought how nice it would be to give him a lovely longhand 153 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,940 test. He gave you a shorthand test? 154 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:41,440 Yes. Now, Miss Parsons, it won't be difficult. 155 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:42,900 I, um... 156 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:44,460 Promise to go slowly for you. 157 00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:47,380 If you could just take down whatever I say. 158 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Of course. 159 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:50,600 Anything, Mr. Johnson. 160 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:57,860 Sir, further to your letter of the 12th Inc., this is to inform you that the 161 00:10:57,860 --> 00:11:00,260 consignment of ball bearing has not yet arrived. 162 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:01,880 Full stop. 163 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:07,880 Complications will arise in the manufacturing process if we do not take 164 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:08,880 immediately. 165 00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,500 Your contract is to provide... 166 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,800 Good balls. 167 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:17,420 Where was I? 168 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:22,260 You had just got to... Good balls. 169 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:29,280 Yes, to provide good balls by the 10th of this 170 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,360 month. 171 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:34,320 You have a good deal of duty to honour this contract. 172 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:37,700 Et cetera, et cetera. That'll do. 173 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:41,280 Now, if you could just type that up for me, please. Yes. 174 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,080 Oh, where do I find the paper? 175 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:44,600 Oh, it's in the bottom drawer. 176 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:49,580 Here, let me. 177 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,080 I've got some. 178 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,500 You certainly have. 179 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,660 Yes? Your wife on the line, sir. 180 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,380 Oh, uh, tell her I'm in an important meeting at the moment and can't be 181 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:21,020 disturbed. Her credentials must be good. 182 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,160 That's why I'm firing her. 183 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,180 Now, uh, how are we doing? 184 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,880 Oh, it's all right. I can move quite easily from there. 185 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,920 That was really the moment I knew when I felt his warm hand on my shoulder. 186 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:43,430 Were you nervous? 187 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:44,770 Oh, I was trembling. 188 00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:47,070 Not from nerves, more excitement. 189 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:49,610 And the letter? 190 00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:52,850 Oh, I'd made a complete ball for that, if you'll pardon the pun. 191 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:59,550 Instead of good deal of duty, I'd typed... God, I feel fruity. 192 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:10,180 I have no idea that my... Innocent typing error was going to have quite 193 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,860 dramatic effect on him. 194 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:19,580 He seemed to be lost for words for a moment, then started to undo all of my 195 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:20,580 work. 196 00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:25,660 It became obvious that there were just a couple of points he wanted a closer 197 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:27,880 look at. Good deal of duty. 198 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,740 I felt that he was getting very excited by this and thought I ought to loosen 199 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,580 his tie before he got out of control. 200 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:43,340 He seemed that it wasn't just his tie that needed loosening. His shirt 201 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:44,340 disappeared as well. 202 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:52,000 Then he decided to show me his office and obviously thought I would appreciate 203 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,740 it more without my clothes on. 204 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:56,920 I didn't object. I thought it was all part of the interview. 205 00:13:58,060 --> 00:13:59,660 Uh -uh. My turn. 206 00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:04,630 Fair is fair. 207 00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:08,830 If you intend to run a nudist camp, you must expect to dress like the guest. 208 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:11,710 I hope you've got a knife for that. 209 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,890 Then you put your finger on my health spot. 210 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:21,790 Do you want to pull them off? 211 00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:23,050 What? 212 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,590 Do you want to pull them off? 213 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:25,970 Oh. 214 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:31,350 I'd better answer it. It might look odd if I don't. 215 00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:36,590 It looks pretty odd when you do. 216 00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:43,330 Yes? It's your wife again, sir. She says she must speak to you. I am sorry to 217 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,330 disturb you. 218 00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:45,930 Okay, put her through. 219 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:49,090 Hello? 220 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,850 Oh, Moira. 221 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,250 Yes. 222 00:14:54,970 --> 00:14:58,790 Well, I know I promised to ring you, but I've been extremely busy. 223 00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:02,610 I've got a deal that I must sit on till it comes off. 224 00:15:08,389 --> 00:15:09,890 Yes, all right, all right. 225 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,730 I have thought about it, and the answer is still no. 226 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:16,130 I don't care if your mother ties herself to the railings of Buckingham Palace. 227 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:18,190 She's not coming on holiday with us. 228 00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:21,110 Hmm? 229 00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:28,770 Moira, I must go. 230 00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:30,710 Something's just come up. 231 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,900 Board meetings should be ready by then, sir, in order to catch the messenger. 232 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,040 Sir? What about it? 233 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,780 Would you like to give it to me now? 234 00:15:58,180 --> 00:16:01,200 I'm getting it already. Oh, the memorandum. Yes, what was the subject? 235 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,980 A memo to all staff about making personal phone calls on the firm's time. 236 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:10,800 Yes, to all heads of departments. The habit of staff wasting company time on 237 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,660 personal matters such as phone calls must be discontinued. 238 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:20,660 The abuse of company time is appalling, and furthermore, it has... Furthermore, 239 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:25,980 it has come... Furthermore, it has come... 240 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:30,140 Furthermore, it has come... 241 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:35,480 It's come! 242 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:36,940 It's come! 243 00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:41,160 You've reached a climax. 244 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:44,440 quickly, too. 245 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,080 Oh, it was incredibly exciting. 246 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,800 Because he was a good lover? 247 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,360 Oh, not just that. 248 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:54,840 It was the feeling that we might have been caught at any moment. 249 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,660 Of course. That would be an added stimulus, since your whole fantasy was 250 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:01,120 upon the idea of illicit sex in a chance meeting situation. 251 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,420 Oh, I don't think I like the word illicit. 252 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:07,220 Well, we can go into that further next time. Oh, by the way, did you take the 253 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,339 job? No. 254 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,740 No, of course not. 255 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,420 Well, that would have spoiled everything. 256 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,380 I don't want to work for a firm that won't let me make personal phone calls. 257 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Do I? 258 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:27,579 Case history number 2420, Victoria. 259 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,020 Port of the Fourth Earl of Stockbridge. 260 00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:37,140 Educated and exclusive public school for girls, followed by two years in a Swiss 261 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,140 finishing school. 262 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:43,520 The Society debutante had one of the last coming -out parties of any 263 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:47,480 significance. However, since coming out, she's done very little of it. 264 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:51,740 The former member of the so -called Jet Set, she spent most of her time being 265 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:56,940 taken round the world by some very eligible admirers. Or as she puts it, 266 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,020 viewing and screwing. 267 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,040 An interesting observation for a future counter. 268 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,920 She's now turned her back on that particular scene and has retreated to 269 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,600 father's country seat, spending all of her time at home. 270 00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:27,340 Her father is concerned about her, and she refuses even to meet any of the men 271 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,180 that he has in mind for her as a potential husband. 272 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:36,400 He seems extremely anxious to marry her off to somebody with a great deal of 273 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,379 money. 274 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:38,440 Look for the file. 275 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:42,260 Check that Lord Stockbridge's account is fully paid up to date. 276 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,090 His appointment is at four o 'clock. 277 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,120 No, no, please, go right ahead. 278 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,640 Is it a help? 279 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,080 No, it's a hash. 280 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:29,840 Oh, I thought you was giving all that up. 281 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,320 See me? Of course I have. 282 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:38,540 Oh, this is just a good old cough -your -heart -up tobacco. 283 00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:41,240 Honestly. Do you need it? 284 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,220 Well, one must have some pleasures in life. 285 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:48,420 But you could have, did have, all the pleasures that anyone could ask for. You 286 00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:49,359 gave all those up. 287 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,320 Yes, I know, but that was different. 288 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,460 In what way? 289 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:55,400 Well, it was all so pointless. 290 00:20:57,780 --> 00:21:02,000 Samaritz in the winter, Saint -Tropez in the summer, and St. 291 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,200 Albans in between. 292 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,840 St. Albans? 293 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:10,440 Oh, didn't Daddy tell you about St. Albans? I am surprised. 294 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,440 No, he didn't mention it, actually. Why don't you tell me about it? 295 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:20,660 Well, St. Albans is where you will find the country seat of the Right Honourable 296 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:24,620 Rodney... Harrington Harrington. Is he connected with the Harrington Harrington 297 00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:28,600 Bank? Oh, darling, he is the Harrington Harrington Bank. 298 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,420 Or at least his father is. 299 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:35,460 Rodney is more of a branch at the moment, just waiting to take over head 300 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,440 And you visit him in St. Albans? Is he a boyfriend or a lover? 301 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,600 Oh, heaven forbid. No, I don't visit. I go on an annual pilgrimage. 302 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:45,660 Only for Daddy's sake, not mine. 303 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,200 I don't understand. 304 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,870 Well... Daddy knows that Rodney is crazy about me, and he's been trying to marry 305 00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:53,930 me off to him for years. 306 00:21:55,250 --> 00:22:00,530 Yes. Unfortunately, Rodney Harrington Harrington is also incredibly boring 307 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:02,070 boring, and I can't stand him. 308 00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:03,350 Then why do you go? 309 00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:05,570 Why don't you? For Daddy's sake. 310 00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:11,430 You see, Daddy banks with Rodney's father, and to be honest, his account is 311 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:12,890 never really very healthy. 312 00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:18,430 So I keep up this pretense of romance with Rodney just to avoid any... 313 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:24,100 Embarrassment. I figure that we can be in bed if I'm in his bed. 314 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,240 Poetic justice, don't you think? 315 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,120 What are you writing? 316 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:32,360 Oh, nothing, nothing. Just a note from my file. 317 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,300 Now, where were we? 318 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:37,720 Oh, yes, you were in bed with Rodney Harrington. 319 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:39,300 Harrington. 320 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,360 Harrington. 321 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,260 How long did you spend with him each time? 322 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,920 In bed? 323 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,340 No, no, on each visit. 324 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,360 Oh, just long enough to tire him out. 325 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,580 About half an hour, I suppose. 326 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,220 Could we be serious, please? 327 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,880 Yes, I'm sorry, sir. Of course, sir. 328 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,320 About two weeks, sir. 329 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,660 Really, is this going to be too much for you? I'm sorry, I didn't really mean to 330 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:08,900 mock. Actually, it really was about two weeks. 331 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:13,720 But really, I don't see the relevance of all this. Well, did you feel cheapened 332 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:14,740 by having to do this? 333 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000 Selling yourself? 334 00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:17,620 Oh. 335 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:25,240 It's so self -deprecating. With a chauffeured Rolls Royce, my own maid and 336 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:30,860 butler, well, that was hardly a piccadilly pick -up. Oh, no, I never 337 00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:36,080 cheapened. With Rodney and his father talking about millions of pounds worth 338 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:40,020 share transfers over the pheasant, that was hardly possible. 339 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,840 Did you ever consider marrying Rodney Harrington? 340 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:45,480 Harrington? Harrington. 341 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:46,860 Oh! 342 00:23:47,310 --> 00:23:51,990 At the beginning, when we first went to bed together, purely for the fun of it. 343 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:53,230 What happened? 344 00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:54,330 It was awful. 345 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:59,890 Rather like a banking transaction, really. You know, putting it in when 346 00:23:59,890 --> 00:24:03,010 managed to raise it and withdrawing it just when you need it. 347 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:06,770 With Rodney, it was always a short -term loan. 348 00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:12,510 Of course, it did have its compensations. 349 00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:16,210 The moments of solitude were immensely enjoyable. 350 00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:20,670 when I was able to escape from Rodney for an hour or two. 351 00:24:22,710 --> 00:24:26,030 Unfortunately, they were few and far between. 352 00:24:26,830 --> 00:24:27,830 Victoria! 353 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:30,050 Victoria! 354 00:24:31,390 --> 00:24:33,870 Gosh, there you are. I've been looking for you everywhere. 355 00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:37,070 Sorry, Rodney. Didn't you get my note? 356 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:40,530 Oh, yes, I got it. It's all right. I found it on your pillow. I guess 357 00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:41,650 didn't understand it, that's all. 358 00:24:43,310 --> 00:24:45,570 To HRH. 359 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,700 Gone for a walk, so F you. 360 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,540 Be back for more later, V. 361 00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:54,620 D. 362 00:24:57,180 --> 00:25:00,400 To handsome Rodney Harrington. 363 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:04,100 Gone for a walk, so follow up. 364 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,220 Be back for more later. 365 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,220 Victoria, darling. 366 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,940 There, easy. 367 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,440 I see. 368 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:14,300 I say that's jolly clever, Victoria. It's sort of... 369 00:25:14,650 --> 00:25:17,650 Speaking in shorthand. Hey, listen to this. 370 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,050 You're like this. 371 00:25:19,650 --> 00:25:25,670 A chap came into my bank the other day. Now, he had been at the RAC having a 372 00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:32,630 large G andT with his MP, who's an RC and a sort of BBC ITV VIP who was always on 373 00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:33,850 the TV about the OPC. 374 00:25:34,390 --> 00:25:41,230 And he suggested that he see me about buying 40 ,000 shares BP on HP on the 375 00:25:41,230 --> 00:25:43,890 QT. And? I said. 376 00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:49,310 N -B -G -M -Y -O -B -G -I -G -I -G. 377 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:52,770 Get it? Got it? Good. 378 00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:56,710 Rodney, where's your father today? 379 00:25:57,330 --> 00:25:59,610 Oh, I didn't think it was that bad. 380 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:04,470 Oh, well, he had to go up to town. There's something brewing about a big 381 00:26:04,470 --> 00:26:05,570 takeover bid in the city. 382 00:26:06,090 --> 00:26:07,090 Oh, really? 383 00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:11,500 Why don't you tell me about it? You know how ignorant I am about these high 384 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,020 -powered financial dealings that you're so clever at. 385 00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:15,300 Oh. 386 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,440 Oh. 387 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,660 Do you really think so? 388 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,300 Of course, Father helps a bit, too. 389 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,279 Oh, yes. 390 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:27,320 Oh, he does, my little tiger. But I'm sure it's you who really makes the big, 391 00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:28,480 important decisions. 392 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,200 Now, tell me, who is taking over whom? 393 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,080 Oh, no, Victoria. I couldn't possibly tell you that. 394 00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:38,070 I mean, the shares of the companies involved are going to rocket up when 395 00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:39,130 information comes out. 396 00:26:39,490 --> 00:26:41,170 It's all undercover at the moment. 397 00:26:41,590 --> 00:26:46,190 Well, why don't we go upstairs and talk about it before dinner? 398 00:26:47,310 --> 00:26:48,310 Undercover. 399 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,540 Come on, Victoria, don't be such a tease. Kiss me. 400 00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:16,420 In a moment, Rodney. 401 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:20,640 First of all, tell me the names of the companies you were talking about 402 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,300 downstairs. No, Victoria, I can't do that. 403 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,840 In that case, you can't do that. 404 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,140 Oh, Victoria, please. 405 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:29,960 Please? 406 00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:31,980 Names. 407 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,360 Oh. 408 00:27:36,420 --> 00:27:37,420 All right. 409 00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:39,820 International carpets and consolidated bedding. 410 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:47,920 second name. 411 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,300 Give it to me again, Rodney. 412 00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:53,020 Oh, give it to me again. 413 00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:57,220 No, I mustn't. I shouldn't have done it before. You're jolly naughty, Victoria. 414 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,640 Oh, come on, Rodney. Just once more. 415 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,240 Give it to me again. 416 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,600 Oh, all right. 417 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,860 But you mustn't do anything silly with it. 418 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:11,780 Of course I wouldn't do anything silly with it. If I would, I would tell Daddy 419 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:14,200 what stocks and shares were. Now, give me the names. 420 00:28:14,899 --> 00:28:17,620 International carpets are taking over consolidated bedding. 421 00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:22,620 Well, that should make for some interesting leaves. 422 00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:25,260 Wait! 423 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,340 Oh, this'll be tasty, Governor. 424 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,340 Wilkins, please don't call me Governor. 425 00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:35,620 What is it? 426 00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:40,600 Oh, sorry, Governor. Just said it's eight o 'clock and grub's up, isn't it? 427 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,780 mean dinner is served? 428 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,120 If you like, yeah. 429 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,639 Thank you, Wilkins. 430 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,640 Hey, sir. 431 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,960 Madam, got a dress for dinner? Of course. 432 00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:51,140 Pay. 433 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,000 Oh, Wilkins is new, isn't he? 434 00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:03,220 What happened to your old butler? 435 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:04,580 Oh, he died, poor chap. 436 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,580 Dashed unfortunate circumstances, too. 437 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,240 Just before the savoury. Had to pour my own brandy that night. 438 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,020 How did you find Wilkins? 439 00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:17,520 Ah, well, that was jolly lucky. His former employers, the Seymour Orphans, 440 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,200 bankrupted by my father. So they had to get rid of their staff, and we grabbed 441 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:25,100 Wilkins. I think I might. 442 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:26,700 Do what, Victoria? 443 00:29:26,980 --> 00:29:27,959 Oh, nothing. 444 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,480 I think, look, let's have dinner. 445 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:35,620 Do you know, after all that exercise, I could eat a horse. 446 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,120 Fly. 447 00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:51,160 Oh, yes, I do. 448 00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:53,820 What did you say? 449 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,680 What did she say? 450 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,640 She said she loves you. 451 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,280 Good. 452 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,780 She said it looks like rain. 453 00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:33,720 Looks like rain? What's she talking about? 454 00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:38,100 Don't ask me, mate. I'm only the butler. I don't get paid for interpreting. 455 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,320 Mr. Harrington, Harrington tells me that... 456 00:30:57,660 --> 00:31:00,860 You unfortunately lost your job with your previous employees. 457 00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:07,020 That is correct, madam. Matter of fact, I was previously an employee of Lady 458 00:31:07,020 --> 00:31:08,040 Seymour Hoffit. 459 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,340 Offit? Seymour Offit? Not from where I'm standing. 460 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Come on. 461 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,680 Oh. Oh. 462 00:31:22,140 --> 00:31:25,260 Well, Wilkins, what about the next course? 463 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:26,500 What? 464 00:31:42,990 --> 00:31:43,990 Cock -o -van. 465 00:31:45,710 --> 00:31:51,270 Oh, I thought the van was excellent, but as usual, I could have done with a 466 00:31:51,270 --> 00:31:54,730 little more... I'll see what I can do, madam. 467 00:31:59,770 --> 00:32:00,930 Did she like it? 468 00:32:01,370 --> 00:32:03,330 I think she's after a bit more, sir. 469 00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,710 Well, give it to her if she wants it. 470 00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:08,070 Thank you, sir. 471 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:21,040 I said to him, I said, look, old chap, an investment in blue chip 472 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:27,280 government stock will yield 8 % compounded, 473 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,060 impounded. 474 00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:35,060 Compounded. Compounded over five years' term, which is... 475 00:32:35,060 --> 00:32:39,500 Where was I? 476 00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:43,200 You were writing out my check for Daddy. Thank you. 477 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,640 Is it? 478 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:50,620 Yes, you knew. To help with the fees for my missionary school. Oh. Oh, yes. 479 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,200 Well, look, um... Is it I? 480 00:32:54,640 --> 00:33:00,800 I don't think I... I don't, um... I don't think I approve of this, um... 481 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,800 of yours. 482 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:06,400 And to me, it takes you away. 483 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:16,160 I think of you all the time. 484 00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:20,740 Another nod, darling. 485 00:33:21,660 --> 00:33:23,440 Is it just another little nod? 486 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,300 should ensure a nice, even content. 487 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:07,580 Wait. Oh, well, the thing is, I was brought up potter, see? 488 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:12,880 Me mum always said that with a lady, you've got to take your time knocking. 489 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,840 How immensely perspicacious of her. 490 00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:19,880 Yeah. I thought you might be needing this tonight. 491 00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:23,460 Yes, I just might. 492 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,740 The right honourable gentleman won't be moving. 493 00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:27,600 He'll be there till breakfast time. 494 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,160 It's, uh... 495 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,850 Is there anything else you fancy tonight? 496 00:35:32,970 --> 00:35:34,970 Anything else I fancy tonight? 497 00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:39,630 Really, your terminology is curious for a butler in such a well -run household. 498 00:35:40,490 --> 00:35:41,870 How did you get the job? 499 00:35:42,190 --> 00:35:45,810 Oh, well, I was a bit lucky there. Like these nibs said, my boss was bankrupt 500 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,750 and I was out of a job. 501 00:35:48,370 --> 00:35:51,930 Your Rodney heard about it. He offered me this position. 502 00:35:52,590 --> 00:35:57,570 But you're no more a butler than I am. Of course I'm not. That's where the luck 503 00:35:57,570 --> 00:35:58,479 comes in. 504 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,180 See, I was working in the kitchens, weren't I? 505 00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:02,260 Well, wine cellars, really. 506 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,060 Dishing out the bottles of wine for them at dinner time. 507 00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:10,260 Yeah. Well, when Rodney HH asked me what I'd done, I told him that I was a 508 00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:11,260 butler. 509 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,400 Next thing I knew, he's offered me this job, and here I am. 510 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,620 Oh, butler. Oh, how like Rodney. 511 00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:27,020 Well, as you're here, you can bottle me. 512 00:36:27,950 --> 00:36:29,230 You'll find one in the wardrobe. 513 00:36:37,710 --> 00:36:39,330 I think you've scored it, son. 514 00:36:39,570 --> 00:36:42,290 Tonight, you could be laying more than the table. 515 00:36:43,890 --> 00:36:47,250 And now I shall have to squeeze some juice from you. 516 00:36:47,550 --> 00:36:49,970 Eh? Because it must be fresh. 517 00:36:50,830 --> 00:36:51,830 What? 518 00:36:52,450 --> 00:36:53,450 Orange juice. 519 00:36:54,270 --> 00:36:56,030 For Buckfeet. 520 00:36:56,350 --> 00:36:57,390 For Feet? 521 00:36:58,380 --> 00:36:59,380 You knew. 522 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,740 Champagne and orange juice. 523 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,320 Orange juice? I don't think we've got none. 524 00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:06,860 We'll try to teach you. 525 00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:39,880 They're not the only things. 526 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,740 Well, go on. 527 00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:42,980 Squeeze them. 528 00:38:22,030 --> 00:38:23,030 Cheers. 529 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,980 Push it in the bucket. 530 00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:36,160 I've never had a real liking for one. 531 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,860 So you continued this practice because of your father. 532 00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:13,780 What made you eventually stop? 533 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:19,980 Well, I saw the futility of it. There was I getting all this credit for Daddy 534 00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:23,080 just so that he could send me off wherever and whenever I wanted. 535 00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:25,080 And it was ridiculous. 536 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,980 So you gave it all up, including Rodney? 537 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,240 Oh, of course. 538 00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,020 And you spend all of your time at home? 539 00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:32,700 That's right. 540 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:33,780 What do you do? 541 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,300 I read. 542 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,040 That's all? 543 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,520 I spend all of my time in the library, studying the history of the Stockbridge 544 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,520 family. That doesn't bore you? 545 00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:53,160 My ancestors were a lot of things, but never boring. 546 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,160 Reprehensible, possibly. 547 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,560 Rapacious, probably. 548 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,860 Romantic, certainly. But boring, never. 549 00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:05,620 Romantic? 550 00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:08,820 Incredibly romantic. 551 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:14,200 The first countess was abducted by the count on the eve of her impending 552 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,180 to a certain Lord Carson. 553 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:21,740 They eloped to Devon in a carriage drawn by four white horses. 554 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:26,960 Oh, that's when I would love to... Yes? 555 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,360 Do nothing. 556 00:41:28,940 --> 00:41:29,940 Please continue. 557 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:35,860 Well, that's when I would love to have been alive. 558 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,240 That's the era I often... 559 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,680 Dream about. 560 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,660 Do you see yourself as a noble woman? 561 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,020 Of what period? 562 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,580 Elizabethan? Oh, no. 563 00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:47,820 Not nearly romantic enough. 564 00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:54,080 George and the daughter of the Duke of Stockbridge in the reign of George II. 565 00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:56,100 That's my fantasy. 566 00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,140 Fantasy? Tell me about it. 567 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:07,000 Well, it was a period of rakes and scandals. 568 00:42:07,390 --> 00:42:09,610 Of opportunities and opportunities. 569 00:42:10,370 --> 00:42:14,090 Soldiers of fortune and soldiers of war. 570 00:42:14,510 --> 00:42:21,010 I'm soon a countess, of course, but I dream that my family is still immensely 571 00:42:21,010 --> 00:42:27,830 wealthy. And men come wooing me for my money rather than the other way 572 00:42:27,830 --> 00:42:28,830 around. 573 00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:16,390 Dearest lady, tell me the truth. 574 00:44:16,810 --> 00:44:20,770 My heart is dying every moment you today. 575 00:44:21,230 --> 00:44:24,090 Is there another man which would love as much as me? 576 00:44:24,470 --> 00:44:26,930 Of course not, you silly cuckoo. 577 00:44:27,650 --> 00:44:30,130 That you should ask such a question. 578 00:44:32,890 --> 00:44:35,710 Was he a suitor? A passing fancy? 579 00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:37,550 Not that. 580 00:44:40,270 --> 00:44:42,550 I cannot believe that, Victoria. 581 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:48,200 One so deserving of love. One so worthy of any man's affection. 582 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:52,100 Many women are worthy of affection, Lord Woodbridge. 583 00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:53,900 Particularly yours. 584 00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:56,620 But why do you question me so? 585 00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:02,220 Because my heart is empty without your love. 586 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:06,680 You say that there's no one else. Yet you refuse to show me any affection. 587 00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:10,380 You let me court you, but you don't let me touch you. 588 00:45:10,810 --> 00:45:15,370 I'm the happiest of men when I'm away from you and thinking of you. Yet the 589 00:45:15,370 --> 00:45:18,850 unhappiest of men when I'm with you and cannot have you. 590 00:45:19,090 --> 00:45:23,390 I believe you, Lord Woodbridge, but what would you have of me? 591 00:45:27,110 --> 00:45:28,110 A gift. 592 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:29,630 Nothing else. 593 00:45:36,590 --> 00:45:39,410 My dearest, dearest love. 594 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,640 That's no one else. 595 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,380 I know it to be true. 596 00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:46,060 Have I your hand? 597 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:48,660 What? A mere kiss? 598 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,560 I know it. Oh. 599 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:52,200 Oh. 600 00:46:00,740 --> 00:46:05,160 I realize it's all a violent passion idea, but be careful with your nails. 601 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,160 coat was very expensive. 602 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,820 How dare you? 603 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,040 Lady Victoria, you seem to be having a little difficulty. 604 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:19,120 Oh, let me give you a hand. 605 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,140 Oh, thank you. 606 00:46:23,420 --> 00:46:24,420 Oh, Victoria. 607 00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:29,260 Oh, Lieutenant Crenshaw, and I thought you were a gentleman. 608 00:46:30,380 --> 00:46:32,300 Sorry, old habits die hard. 609 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,060 Lieutenant Crenshaw? 610 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,700 So you mean to say you know this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, 611 00:46:38,740 --> 00:46:40,280 this, oh, Victoria. 612 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,660 I thought he was a common highwayman. 613 00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:46,140 Well, there wasn't much happening on the common, so I thought I'd try my luck in 614 00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:46,738 the hills. 615 00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:50,480 Yes. And what does he mean, old habits die hard? 616 00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:58,920 Yes, well, I'm... Lord Woodbridge, allow me to present to you 617 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:02,380 Left Hen and Cranshaw of the Fifth Dragoons. 618 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,000 Lord Woodbridge, Left Hen and Cranshaw. 619 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,800 Left Hen and Cranshaw is an old... 620 00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:15,740 The acquaintance of mine, whom I thought to be still abroad, risking it all in 621 00:47:15,740 --> 00:47:18,500 foreign parts, never to return. 622 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:19,920 Obviously. 623 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,420 Wounded in battle and returned home. 624 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,180 Oh, my poor, poor love. 625 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:31,220 No, no, it is nothing. We must all make some sacrifices for our country. Eh, my 626 00:47:31,220 --> 00:47:32,220 lord? 627 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:33,920 Where did you return? 628 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,960 I landed this two days since I came straight to you, my love. 629 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:50,360 You, sir, are a cad and a scoundrel. This lady has promised to me. 630 00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:51,580 You jest. 631 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,360 She's been spoken for for years. 632 00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:55,440 Victoria has promised to me. 633 00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:57,740 Oh, dear. 634 00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,700 What a situation. 635 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:05,480 It seems to me that there is only one... 636 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:45,800 Now, gentlemen, whosoever wins this duel should also win my hat. 637 00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:51,800 Well, to be honest... And, of course, all that is behind it. 638 00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,880 Right. Right. 639 00:49:17,450 --> 00:49:18,450 Seven, eight, 640 00:49:19,350 --> 00:49:20,350 eight, 641 00:49:20,830 --> 00:49:24,530 eight, nine, ten. 642 00:49:28,610 --> 00:49:33,530 Now, you shall each have the opportunity of firing once. 643 00:49:36,670 --> 00:49:41,410 You shall, of course, not fire at the same time, but must wait for the other 644 00:49:41,410 --> 00:49:42,850 let off his shot first. 645 00:49:43,770 --> 00:49:46,510 Now, who is to fire first? 646 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:13,600 Lord Woodbridge, you made the challenge. Therefore, you, Lifting of Crenshaw, 647 00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:15,860 should have the first fire. 648 00:50:17,230 --> 00:50:18,270 Pretty gentlemen. 649 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:23,690 Look, there must be another way. 650 00:50:25,270 --> 00:50:29,390 Couldn't we just dole out for you? 651 00:50:29,770 --> 00:50:30,790 Certainly not. 652 00:50:31,130 --> 00:50:33,590 A noble coward, as I thought. 653 00:50:34,530 --> 00:50:38,270 Lord Woodbridge, are you ready to receive Lieutenant Cranshaw's file? 654 00:50:38,950 --> 00:50:40,350 Lieutenant Cranshaw? 655 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:52,940 No wonder we're losing the war. 656 00:50:54,060 --> 00:50:55,140 My shot, I believe. 657 00:50:56,300 --> 00:50:57,540 Look, you're right. 658 00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,680 We should draw lots for her. 659 00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,800 Whoever's got the longest one gets Victoria. 660 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,740 Well, that's what I'm hoping for. 661 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:08,300 Well, come on, gentlemen, get on with it. 662 00:51:10,580 --> 00:51:11,640 Lord Woodbridge. 663 00:51:31,690 --> 00:51:32,890 Oh, she takes a long time. 664 00:51:34,770 --> 00:51:35,770 Oh! 665 00:51:36,230 --> 00:51:37,230 Oh! 666 00:51:37,990 --> 00:51:39,310 32 misses, isn't that? 667 00:51:40,770 --> 00:51:44,610 It's your turn, I think, Cantor. Oh, no, boy, I just shot the groom, remember? 668 00:51:44,850 --> 00:51:46,250 Oh, yes, of course you did. 669 00:51:48,430 --> 00:51:51,750 This is ridiculous. 670 00:51:52,190 --> 00:51:54,470 You're not trying, either of you. 671 00:51:55,030 --> 00:51:56,930 Have you forgotten the prize? 672 00:51:59,790 --> 00:52:02,510 Is it not a prize worth fighting for? 673 00:52:03,490 --> 00:52:06,470 A prize worth dying for? 674 00:52:10,650 --> 00:52:13,690 It is your shot, I believe, Lord Woodbridge. 675 00:52:21,570 --> 00:52:27,450 The telegram, sir. 676 00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:17,120 Kiss me. Kiss me. 677 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:18,320 John. 678 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:21,940 John. I can't wait any longer. 679 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,259 Oh, John. 680 00:53:23,260 --> 00:53:25,320 John. Toria. John. 681 00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:26,660 John. 682 00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:28,060 John. 683 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,200 Where is it? 684 00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:39,180 Well, as I told you, I was wounded in battle and... John Woodbridge? 685 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,320 John Woodbridge? 686 00:53:45,770 --> 00:53:46,488 Lord Woodbridge? 687 00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:47,750 Lord Woodbridge? 688 00:53:48,390 --> 00:53:51,350 Lord Woodbridge, are you not too seriously wounded? 689 00:53:51,610 --> 00:53:55,790 Why the anticlimax? Oh, but that's half the fun. 690 00:53:56,230 --> 00:54:02,070 Keeping the lady's honour intact. It means that she's always available as a 691 00:54:02,070 --> 00:54:05,850 pure, innocent creature when the Marquess comes along. 692 00:54:06,230 --> 00:54:11,570 Who? The Marquess of Mittenberg. You see... Yes, yes, of course. We can go 693 00:54:11,570 --> 00:54:14,310 that more fully next time. Thank you, Victoria. Please come again. 694 00:54:50,890 --> 00:54:54,350 Case mystery number 2527, Sandra. 695 00:54:55,950 --> 00:54:57,830 An extremely interesting subject. 696 00:55:00,090 --> 00:55:03,270 Although she desperately wants to be accepted as an ordinary middle -class 697 00:55:03,270 --> 00:55:06,530 housewife, she has in fact never been married. 698 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:11,810 Consequently, she's invented a husband and a family, and has now come to the 699 00:55:11,810 --> 00:55:14,110 stage where she cannot separate fact from fiction. 700 00:55:32,810 --> 00:55:36,230 My research shows that she was jilted by her lover on the eve of their wedding, 701 00:55:36,310 --> 00:55:38,190 and that he ran off with the best man. 702 00:55:51,870 --> 00:55:53,710 We've never been able to come to terms with this. 703 00:55:54,150 --> 00:55:57,630 And in her own mind, the wedding took place, and they have two children, a 704 00:55:57,630 --> 00:55:59,630 in Surbiton, and a cocker spaniel. 705 00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:11,460 actually for their mother in Watford. 706 00:56:12,060 --> 00:56:16,760 It is essential to treat the existence of her husband as a reality in order to 707 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,100 get her to continue her treatment. 708 00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:29,320 Today's appointment, our eighth visit, is at 3 .30 p .m. 709 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:15,459 early today. 710 00:57:15,460 --> 00:57:17,700 I hope that's all right. Yes, yes, that's fine. 711 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,100 Gives us more time together. 712 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,400 Do sit down. 713 00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:22,920 I won't keep you a moment. 714 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:36,080 Been shopping? 715 00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:42,240 Oh, I was just looking at these things. I thought all you young women of today 716 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,880 wore tights. Oh, we do. 717 00:57:45,330 --> 00:57:49,910 I saw these in the window of one of those shops in Soho, and I don't know 718 00:57:49,910 --> 00:57:51,790 plucked up the courage, but I went in and bought them. 719 00:57:52,890 --> 00:57:57,710 They're not for me, though. Oh, I see. No, they're for Colin, my husband. 720 00:57:58,210 --> 00:58:00,110 Your husband likes to wear women's clothes? 721 00:58:00,870 --> 00:58:02,050 Of course he doesn't. 722 00:58:02,310 --> 00:58:05,130 But he does like to see me wearing things like this. 723 00:58:05,970 --> 00:58:10,450 Colin's always hated tights, and I promised him that on my next trip to 724 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:13,870 I would get a pair of nice silk. 725 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:17,040 Stockings. Look, they've got themes. 726 00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:19,760 How deliciously decadent. 727 00:58:20,460 --> 00:58:22,720 Why does your husband like stockings so much? 728 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,460 Oh, come on now, you must be joking. 729 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:30,760 I mean, haven't you ever run your hand up a stockinged leg? 730 00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:32,220 May we talk about you? 731 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,180 Oh, yes, I'm sorry. 732 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,920 It's all right. Your husband finds them stimulating. 733 00:58:37,380 --> 00:58:38,880 Oh, yes, I suppose he must do. 734 00:58:39,380 --> 00:58:42,220 Not that he ever needs stimulating. He never thinks of anything else. 735 00:58:44,010 --> 00:58:47,330 I'm in the kitchen, for instance, bending over the oven to see if my 736 00:58:47,330 --> 00:58:49,010 puddings have risen, and he comes in. 737 00:58:49,330 --> 00:58:52,350 Next thing I know, he's got both his hands up my skirt and he's putting them 738 00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,750 Your husband is highly fixed. 739 00:58:55,110 --> 00:58:56,110 You say that again. 740 00:58:57,130 --> 00:58:58,150 Not that I'm complaining. 741 00:58:58,810 --> 00:59:00,130 Well, then why the suspenders? 742 00:59:00,430 --> 00:59:06,750 Ah, well, you see, they are going to be an anniversary present for him to remind 743 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:09,390 him of the day he proposed to me. 744 00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:11,570 Ah, I see. 745 00:59:12,030 --> 00:59:13,430 Would you like to tell me about that? 746 00:59:14,290 --> 00:59:18,290 Well, yes, you see, I first met Colin when I joined a large pharmaceutical 747 00:59:18,290 --> 00:59:19,910 manufacturing firm. 748 00:59:20,550 --> 00:59:23,090 Colin was a research chemist, and I joined as a trainee. 749 00:59:25,450 --> 00:59:28,290 Mr. Foster, come and look at this chemical group. 750 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:42,520 Even then he was more interested in biological groping than chemical 751 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,260 And you objected to this? 752 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:47,000 Well, of course I did. 753 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,040 I mean, I had only been there for two days. 754 00:59:50,580 --> 00:59:52,880 Anyway, the girls had all warned me against him. 755 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,238 Well, go on. 756 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:58,540 Well, every time he came anywhere near you, he had one hand here, the other 757 00:59:58,540 --> 01:00:01,940 there, the other hand somewhere else. The handsome chemist, we used to call 758 01:00:02,860 --> 01:00:05,000 And did you continue to reject his advances? 759 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:06,960 Yes, I did. 760 01:00:07,820 --> 01:00:08,820 Then he stopped. 761 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:13,820 I got quite offended, so I decided that the next time he tried, I would change 762 01:00:13,820 --> 01:00:14,820 my tactics. 763 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:22,300 He had asked me to stay behind one evening to do some overtime on a project 764 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:23,300 was working on. 765 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,620 Unfortunately, he couldn't stay for as long as he hoped. 766 01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:28,700 Yeah, well, where has this lecture taken place? 767 01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:32,180 Are you sure that nobody else can do it? 768 01:00:32,780 --> 01:00:33,860 Oh, no, right. 769 01:00:34,260 --> 01:00:35,260 OK, sir, I'll do it. 770 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:36,800 Thank you. Bye -bye. 771 01:00:38,410 --> 01:00:39,410 Bloody hell. 772 01:00:39,770 --> 01:00:42,410 I'm sorry, Sandra. I've wasted your evening by asking you to work late 773 01:00:42,710 --> 01:00:46,310 Professor Langton is due to give a lecture at Manchester University and he 774 01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:49,750 make it. So he's asked me, no correction, all of me, to go in his 775 01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:50,750 sorry. 776 01:00:51,310 --> 01:00:52,089 Good night, Richard. 777 01:00:52,090 --> 01:00:53,090 Good night. 778 01:00:53,870 --> 01:00:54,870 Oh, never mind. 779 01:00:55,550 --> 01:00:56,810 I'll work on for a bit anyway. 780 01:00:57,150 --> 01:01:00,110 Yeah, and I'd work on you for a bit too if I thought it might do some good. 781 01:01:00,550 --> 01:01:02,350 You don't want to be late for your lecture, do you? 782 01:01:03,270 --> 01:01:04,270 Oh, no. 783 01:01:05,590 --> 01:01:06,590 What's the subject? 784 01:01:06,690 --> 01:01:07,710 Oh, I forgot to ask. 785 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,000 No light. Nobody's nickens anyway. 786 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,660 Good night, then. Good night. See you in the morning. 787 01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:24,380 I remember that it was a very hot summer that year and I couldn't bear to wear 788 01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:26,260 even a thin blouse under my uniform. 789 01:01:26,820 --> 01:01:29,340 I decided to freshen up before going home. 790 01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:32,320 So I went to one of the sinks for a quick wash. 791 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:40,880 You frightened me to death. 792 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:42,660 I didn't hear you come in. 793 01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:45,540 No, I could see you were busy, so I thought I wouldn't disturb you. 794 01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:47,620 I thought you were in a hurry. 795 01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:49,380 Oh, I am. I forgot my papers. 796 01:01:49,780 --> 01:01:51,400 I just remember what the subject was. 797 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:56,600 What? The effects of the naked female body on the fibres of Y -fronts. Oh, 798 01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:59,380 I'm crazy about you. 799 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,740 I love you, my love. 800 01:02:01,060 --> 01:02:03,120 Oh, me too, Colin. 801 01:02:03,540 --> 01:02:04,540 Really? Do you love you? 802 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,800 You? I love you, silly. 803 01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:11,480 on the bench. What? 804 01:02:12,060 --> 01:02:14,780 I know I'll work at this bench. I dream of having you off with me. 805 01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:16,060 Please get up. 806 01:02:18,620 --> 01:02:19,620 Was that your lecture? 807 01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:21,380 Let him wait, let him wait. 808 01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:23,640 Sandra, will you marry me? 809 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:24,920 What? 810 01:02:24,980 --> 01:02:26,500 I thought you just wanted a quick session. 811 01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:28,000 I do, I do, but I thought you might say no. 812 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,120 Do I not like the reluctant virgin? 813 01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:34,000 No, we can have it both ways. A quick one now and a wedding later. 814 01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:01,810 Arm in two places. 815 01:03:02,850 --> 01:03:04,050 Hence the stockings. 816 01:03:04,670 --> 01:03:08,210 On every date after that, he would always check before we went out by 817 01:03:08,210 --> 01:03:10,970 his hand up my leg to see I wasn't wearing tights. 818 01:03:11,290 --> 01:03:14,190 I fooled him one night, though. I didn't put on anything underneath. 819 01:03:14,590 --> 01:03:15,408 What happened? 820 01:03:15,410 --> 01:03:16,410 We didn't go out. 821 01:03:17,010 --> 01:03:19,430 This practice stopped after you were married, I take it? 822 01:03:19,730 --> 01:03:20,730 Well, no, not at first. 823 01:03:21,030 --> 01:03:25,050 I mean, it was our little game, you see. But later on, after the first baby was 824 01:03:25,050 --> 01:03:28,950 born, well, then I went back to wearing tights. After the first baby? Mm. 825 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,900 Did this have any effect on your husband's feelings towards you? 826 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:36,320 How do you mean? Well, did he still make love to you as often? 827 01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:37,700 Oh, well, of course he did. 828 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,640 I mean, whatever I wear doesn't make any difference. 829 01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:46,840 I'm sure that he thinks that having it off will be an Olympic event one day and 830 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,100 that he just keeps in training. 831 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:53,880 He sees me as a sort of a walking, no -lying -down version of the marathon. 832 01:03:55,180 --> 01:03:58,520 I wouldn't mind, but I don't have to do anything, you see. 833 01:03:59,540 --> 01:04:02,400 understand. Well, I don't have to encourage him in any way. 834 01:04:03,580 --> 01:04:06,500 Get him all worked up. Get him panting for it. 835 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:07,760 And you would like to? 836 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:09,120 Oh, yes. 837 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,300 I mean, take last week, for example. 838 01:04:13,540 --> 01:04:19,480 I spent over an hour in the bath. I put on new perfume and a new nightie and 839 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:20,480 then... 840 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,280 cleaning up the boiler, and Colin comes home unexpectedly. 841 01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:36,460 There I was, filthy dirty with my head stuck up the flue pipe, and pow, he's at 842 01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:37,460 it again. 843 01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:41,820 I mean, it makes no difference, you see. He just uses my body. 844 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,780 And you feel that you're losing your femininity? 845 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:47,740 Oh, exactly. 846 01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:54,040 Oh, you do understand a woman, don't you? Yes, may we continue? How would you 847 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:55,240 like the problem to be resolved? 848 01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:57,860 Well, I would like to see the roles reverse. 849 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,420 Get me to turn Colin on. 850 01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,220 Give him the hots for me. 851 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:07,100 Make him wild with passion before he even got anywhere near me. 852 01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:09,540 Describe it to me. 853 01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:16,860 Well, I imagine that everything starts off very normally and I work 854 01:05:16,860 --> 01:05:17,860 up to it. 855 01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:19,920 Well, would you like it? 856 01:05:20,340 --> 01:05:21,860 On the table as usual, love. 857 01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,360 Now, that would normally be enough on its own. 858 01:05:29,830 --> 01:05:30,830 That looks nice. 859 01:05:31,250 --> 01:05:32,490 I hope you like it. 860 01:05:33,470 --> 01:05:36,010 I've made a bit of a cock -up of it, I'm afraid. 861 01:05:41,570 --> 01:05:42,570 That's all right to me. 862 01:05:43,490 --> 01:05:45,230 Oh, pass the sauce, please, love. 863 01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:03,060 Would you like a bit of mine? 864 01:06:08,620 --> 01:06:11,220 If you're not hungry, love, waiting up, want not. 865 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,220 Would you like another plate? 866 01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:17,380 No, this one's fine. 867 01:06:43,180 --> 01:06:44,180 Too long, sir. 868 01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:46,300 You've got too long, sir. 869 01:07:27,690 --> 01:07:30,110 Well, you take them there to the cleaners. You know that I need it next 870 01:07:32,070 --> 01:07:33,070 Hello. 871 01:07:34,790 --> 01:07:35,890 Oh, big boy. 872 01:07:36,930 --> 01:07:38,910 How do you like to make a lady happy? 873 01:07:39,730 --> 01:07:41,370 Careful, love. You'll crease me trousers. 874 01:07:41,890 --> 01:07:47,270 Or if you want to forget the happy, how do you like to make a lady happy? 875 01:07:49,470 --> 01:07:51,450 Do you fancy a game of card? 876 01:07:59,790 --> 01:08:00,790 What do you want to play? 877 01:08:01,450 --> 01:08:02,690 How about a game of poker? 878 01:08:03,570 --> 01:08:05,050 Sandra, you can't play poker. 879 01:08:05,270 --> 01:08:06,270 Come on, what shall we play? 880 01:08:07,290 --> 01:08:08,650 Snap. Snap? 881 01:08:09,130 --> 01:08:10,130 Yes. 882 01:08:11,330 --> 01:08:12,330 All right. 883 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:16,550 Ready? 884 01:08:20,649 --> 01:08:21,649 Snap. 885 01:08:22,229 --> 01:08:23,229 Oh, dear. 886 01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:24,569 I lose that one, don't I? 887 01:08:25,990 --> 01:08:26,990 What are you doing? 888 01:08:27,550 --> 01:08:30,279 Well, I may not be able to play poker, but I can. Tripsnap. 889 01:08:33,899 --> 01:08:37,140 Oh, come on. Don't be a spoilsport. 890 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,300 All right. 891 01:08:51,399 --> 01:08:53,080 Come on, it's Snap again. 892 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:16,380 Look, this is ridiculous. You're not even trying, are you? You haven't won 893 01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:17,219 hand yet. 894 01:09:17,220 --> 01:09:18,220 Why, what's wrong? 895 01:09:18,439 --> 01:09:19,520 Well, it's snap again. 896 01:09:21,180 --> 01:09:22,180 Snap again! 897 01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:23,660 All right, I win. 898 01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:25,340 Come on, it's time for bed. 899 01:09:26,380 --> 01:09:29,540 Turn the light out before you go. 900 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:09,800 Here am I. We can't let this chance go by. 901 01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:16,600 Let this chance go by. Cause I must have my baby's you. 902 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:24,520 I must come, you must stay. Cause I must stab it away. 903 01:10:25,440 --> 01:10:32,120 Must stab it away. Cause I feel like a nice lonely 904 01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:33,820 soul. 905 01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:41,140 I must take it. 906 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,720 Remove this. 907 01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:48,720 And now this. 908 01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:57,460 You would like to take my clothes off? 909 01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:00,780 Okay, lie down. 910 01:11:11,470 --> 01:11:14,430 When I told you not to move, I meant it. 911 01:11:18,030 --> 01:11:22,530 When I told you to lie down, I meant all of you. 912 01:11:22,990 --> 01:11:23,990 Oh! 913 01:11:25,190 --> 01:11:28,410 I see you have raised a protest. 914 01:11:28,990 --> 01:11:32,790 Then you must take the full punishment. 915 01:11:33,430 --> 01:11:34,430 Oh, no. 916 01:11:34,610 --> 01:11:38,550 No. If anybody's going to take the punishment, it's you! 917 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:45,780 It still ends with him making love to you. 918 01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:47,020 Oh, of course it does. 919 01:11:47,420 --> 01:11:49,420 I never intended to deny him. 920 01:11:49,660 --> 01:11:50,660 Just to tease him. 921 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:54,100 Well, yes, it's, like you said, femininity. 922 01:11:54,940 --> 01:11:56,960 You did say I was very feminine, didn't you? 923 01:11:57,420 --> 01:11:58,820 Yes, that's right, I did. 924 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:01,840 Well, then, that's that. 925 01:12:02,980 --> 01:12:04,220 What shall we talk about next? 926 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:06,920 Well, actually, you've overrun your time already. I'm sorry. 927 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:10,040 You want me to go, don't you? 928 01:12:10,830 --> 01:12:11,850 You don't like me? 929 01:12:12,090 --> 01:12:14,610 Of course I do, Sandra. It's just that I do have other people to see. 930 01:12:14,910 --> 01:12:16,090 Please come again next week. 931 01:12:16,870 --> 01:12:17,870 Oh! 932 01:12:18,570 --> 01:12:19,570 Oh, yes. 933 01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:22,930 I'll get my husband to look after the two children. 934 01:12:35,630 --> 01:12:36,630 Nurse, are you there? 935 01:12:36,910 --> 01:12:38,330 Yes, sir. Ah, good morning. 936 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:40,400 Come in, will you, please? Yes, sir. 937 01:12:43,060 --> 01:12:45,420 Come in. Oh, good, you're ready for those notes. 938 01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:48,040 Fine. Sit down, will you? 939 01:12:49,580 --> 01:12:50,780 Right? Yes. 940 01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:58,200 The psychological effect on emotionally unstable women that can be caused 941 01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:01,980 by men in a position of trust. 942 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:04,880 The relationship... 943 01:13:05,350 --> 01:13:06,890 Between a doctor and a patient. 944 01:13:07,110 --> 01:13:10,170 Excuse me, sir. You haven't forgotten your appointment with Marion, have you? 945 01:13:11,070 --> 01:13:13,510 Marion? Marion? Case 2310. 946 01:13:13,810 --> 01:13:16,330 Sexual relations with relations. 947 01:13:17,290 --> 01:13:20,890 A depressive... Yes, thank you, nurse. Oh, is she here now? Oh, yes. Oh, right. 948 01:13:20,990 --> 01:13:22,670 Send her in, will you? We'll finish this up later. 949 01:13:26,470 --> 01:13:27,470 Marion. 950 01:13:32,390 --> 01:13:34,590 Marion, come in. Sit down. 951 01:13:37,450 --> 01:13:38,450 Well, 952 01:13:40,210 --> 01:13:41,210 how are we today? 953 01:13:41,430 --> 01:13:42,430 Oh, okay. 954 01:13:42,670 --> 01:13:44,890 Just okay? You seem rather elated. 955 01:13:45,390 --> 01:13:46,410 I've come again. 956 01:13:48,310 --> 01:13:49,870 I can see that. You're here. 957 01:13:50,190 --> 01:13:52,350 No, no. He put it in again. 958 01:13:53,170 --> 01:13:55,990 I'm sorry. I'm lost. Who put what in again? 959 01:13:56,650 --> 01:13:57,650 Mr. Johnson. 960 01:13:57,970 --> 01:13:58,970 Mr. Johnson? 961 01:13:59,210 --> 01:14:03,610 Yes. He put the advert in the paper again, and I answered it again. 962 01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:05,520 And the same thing happened. 963 01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:07,280 Marion, have you seen your mother recently? 964 01:14:08,220 --> 01:14:12,040 He decided to give me a shorthand test. I think we ought to talk about your 965 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:14,840 mother, but where are you living now? But I could tell he fancied me. 966 01:14:15,780 --> 01:14:16,920 It was those eyes. 967 01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:19,860 Rather like yours, they were. 968 01:14:20,420 --> 01:14:24,520 Of course, he couldn't resist me. 969 01:14:25,220 --> 01:14:26,300 And we did it again. 970 01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:28,960 Under the desk. 971 01:14:31,380 --> 01:14:32,380 Under the desk. 972 01:14:34,259 --> 01:14:35,460 Nurse! Nurse! 973 01:14:35,700 --> 01:14:36,700 In here, quick! 974 01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:38,020 It was wonderful. 975 01:14:38,340 --> 01:14:40,020 I'm going again next week. 976 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:43,080 Uh, Marion, you must control yourself. 977 01:14:44,140 --> 01:14:45,280 Marion, please. 978 01:14:46,620 --> 01:14:52,820 Now, now, Marion, we mustn't get carried away, must we? After all, we don't want 979 01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:56,760 him struck off, do we? For taking advantage of pretty young patients. 980 01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:06,920 Right, Marion, see you next... Yes, fine, thank you. 981 01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:13,460 I think she's improving. 982 01:15:14,420 --> 01:15:17,140 Huh? Now, look here, nurse, don't get the wrong impression. 983 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,020 She's just very, um, very... Pretty. 984 01:15:20,340 --> 01:15:21,339 Yes, pretty. 985 01:15:21,340 --> 01:15:23,120 Good heavens, nurse, what do you think I am? 986 01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:24,459 Who's next? 987 01:15:24,460 --> 01:15:25,460 Oh, Lady Stockbridge. 988 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:26,820 Case number 2420. 989 01:15:27,759 --> 01:15:28,880 Ancestral problems. 990 01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:32,900 I ought to mention... Thank you, nurse. I can remember some cases, Tristan. 991 01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:34,460 Don't say I didn't warn you. 992 01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:37,440 Oh, 993 01:15:40,300 --> 01:15:48,400 you've 994 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:49,880 fallen for me. 995 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,260 How sweet. 996 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:55,920 Lady Victoria, sorry, I'm somewhat thrown. And I'd forgotten that I'd had 997 01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:56,920 couch moved. 998 01:15:57,290 --> 01:15:59,430 It doesn't look as if it's been moved to me. 999 01:16:00,270 --> 01:16:03,270 Are you all right? Yes, yes, I'm fine. Would you like to sit down? 1000 01:16:07,830 --> 01:16:09,310 Tell me, why are you wearing those clothes? 1001 01:16:10,410 --> 01:16:11,410 Balls. 1002 01:16:11,850 --> 01:16:13,690 Well, that was a perfectly civilized question. 1003 01:16:14,090 --> 01:16:16,910 Oh, no, I mean fancy dress balls. 1004 01:16:17,390 --> 01:16:21,370 I've been advised to one this week, and I've just been to the costumist to hire 1005 01:16:21,370 --> 01:16:22,370 my gown. 1006 01:16:22,930 --> 01:16:24,290 Do you like it? 1007 01:16:24,730 --> 01:16:26,510 Yes, yes, most becoming. 1008 01:16:26,990 --> 01:16:29,550 So you're getting out and about. Well, that's good. 1009 01:16:29,850 --> 01:16:32,950 Tell me, who is escorting you to these functions? 1010 01:16:33,490 --> 01:16:36,790 Oh, a dashing military man. 1011 01:16:37,230 --> 01:16:38,410 You'd like him. 1012 01:16:39,170 --> 01:16:40,470 Lifton and Crenshaw. 1013 01:16:41,190 --> 01:16:42,370 Lieutenant Crenshaw? 1014 01:16:42,610 --> 01:16:44,930 He's awfully good -looking. 1015 01:16:45,210 --> 01:16:48,150 And I do hope he's a good dancer as well. 1016 01:16:48,390 --> 01:16:51,890 Tell me, Victoria, have you seen your father recently? I imagine he's 1017 01:16:51,890 --> 01:16:54,290 frightfully good at the military. 1018 01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:55,640 Two -step. 1019 01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,080 How's your two -step? 1020 01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:03,040 Look, Victoria, we haven't got time for all this. Listen. 1021 01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:04,840 Lieutenant, 1022 01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:09,780 tell me, is your wound any better? 1023 01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:14,920 Listen, Victoria, I am not Lieutenant Crenshaw. I am your psychiatrist. 1024 01:17:16,580 --> 01:17:21,840 Well, in that case, I've got something to show you. 1025 01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:23,940 Look. Oh, my God. 1026 01:17:24,460 --> 01:17:25,580 Now, look, Victoria. 1027 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,160 Please be careful. 1028 01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:30,000 It's not loaded, is it? Of course not. 1029 01:17:30,300 --> 01:17:31,300 Let me see. 1030 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:35,040 Well, anyway, you'd better give it to me. I knew it's not your shop. Victoria, 1031 01:17:35,060 --> 01:17:36,060 give me the gun. 1032 01:17:41,060 --> 01:17:42,920 I'm sure he won't miss it. 1033 01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:45,500 Oh, but I do. 1034 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:47,320 Oh, John. 1035 01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:49,640 John. John. 1036 01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:50,940 Oh, John. 1037 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:52,600 John. 1038 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,000 John. 1039 01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:57,360 We are having problems today, aren't we? 1040 01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:01,900 If we could manage to keep our hands off the patients, it would help. But you 1041 01:18:01,900 --> 01:18:02,920 don't understand, nurse. 1042 01:18:03,140 --> 01:18:04,560 She shot it off. 1043 01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:07,500 Well, perhaps that will slow you down a little. 1044 01:18:08,260 --> 01:18:12,140 Might I suggest a cold towel wrapped firmly around the head for an hour or 1045 01:18:12,140 --> 01:18:13,140 to cool you off? 1046 01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:15,340 Now, look here, nurse. I will not be spoken to. 1047 01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:28,900 Can we ask for any more patients today? 1048 01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:30,960 Please cancel all other appointments. 1049 01:18:31,340 --> 01:18:32,179 Yes, sir. 1050 01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:33,640 I think that would be advisable. 1051 01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:36,780 Today does appear to have been something of a struggle for you. 1052 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:38,560 Go home and sleep it off. 1053 01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:40,540 Yes. Thank you, nurse. 1054 01:18:42,380 --> 01:18:43,960 Cooley! It's only me. 1055 01:18:44,780 --> 01:18:47,920 I just remembered something I wanted to tell the doctor. I'm afraid the doctor 1056 01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:48,920 can't see you, Sandra. 1057 01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:50,160 But I've come back specially. 1058 01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:51,660 I'm very sorry, Sandra. 1059 01:18:51,980 --> 01:18:55,060 No, no, that's all right, nurse. I'll see Sandra, but no one else. Understood? 1060 01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:58,340 I'm not sure I understand anything anymore. 1061 01:19:03,380 --> 01:19:04,920 You've been shopping again? No. 1062 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:06,079 Oh, good. 1063 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:07,720 No, I was only just going to be... The coat! 1064 01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:09,440 You brought the coat. 1065 01:19:09,860 --> 01:19:12,980 You expect me to wear this, don't you, eh? I want to put it on. Well, I won't, 1066 01:19:12,980 --> 01:19:13,980 do you hear? I won't. 1067 01:19:14,260 --> 01:19:16,180 You'd like me to make an exhibition of myself, wouldn't you, eh? 1068 01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:20,260 I count on little fantasies for you. Well, I refuse, do you hear? I 1069 01:19:20,260 --> 01:19:23,700 refuse. I will not play these silly games with you. Well, no, I mean, I was 1070 01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:25,280 going to... You want me to expose myself, don't you, eh? 1071 01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:29,300 Act out the little perversions. Well, I won't do it. 1072 01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:30,640 That's what you want, isn't it? 1073 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:32,800 No. 1074 01:19:33,620 --> 01:19:35,180 I was just going to take you to the cleaners. 1075 01:19:38,980 --> 01:19:39,980 I'm sorry, Sandra. 1076 01:19:40,740 --> 01:19:41,800 I don't know what came over me. 1077 01:19:42,220 --> 01:19:43,220 I must apologise. 1078 01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:46,700 Don't leave just yet. 1079 01:19:47,660 --> 01:19:49,700 No. I don't want to stay here with you. 1080 01:19:50,180 --> 01:19:51,180 I'm going back to my mum. 1081 01:19:52,180 --> 01:19:53,720 These people are normal in Watford. 1082 01:19:58,320 --> 01:19:59,700 I think you ought to see a doctor. 1083 01:20:18,140 --> 01:20:19,140 Sir, 1084 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,360 now we're exposed. Losing ourselves to patients. 1085 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:32,700 My, my, Doctor, this sexual therapy isn't having a very good effect on you, 1086 01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:35,900 it? Perhaps you should take up chiropody and work your way up. 1087 01:20:36,260 --> 01:20:40,340 After a while, you'll reach the knees, and then you can move on to higher 1088 01:20:40,340 --> 01:20:43,140 things. Now, look, Nurse. Oh, come, Doctor. 1089 01:20:43,660 --> 01:20:44,660 I'm not silly. 1090 01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,660 I know why you wanted to cancel those appointments. 1091 01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:49,840 It's me, isn't it? 1092 01:20:50,140 --> 01:20:54,820 You've always desired me. You've always wanted me. Just a minute. 1093 01:20:55,260 --> 01:20:56,260 My glasses. 1094 01:20:57,580 --> 01:20:58,580 What are you doing? 1095 01:21:57,640 --> 01:21:58,639 Nurse Addison here. 1096 01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:00,200 That's right, Dr. Boyd's nurse. 1097 01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:03,100 Could I make an appointment for him to see you on Monday? 1098 01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:08,240 I... I think he needs a little... help. 1099 01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:14,820 The way I feel Come 1100 01:22:14,820 --> 01:22:21,720 here to me I know you'll see 1101 01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:30,620 That breaking up means only breaking 1102 01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:31,640 up. 1103 01:22:33,420 --> 01:22:39,360 Just sit right there, your 1104 01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:41,080 favorite dinner. 1105 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:48,660 I'll close the door and we can talk about it once more.